The noise I just made was inhuman.
I need them…
Because this is a) apparently unsourced and b) so many people seem to want them, with just a quick google search I was able to come up with this person’s Etsy shop. And wow, they make so many cool scalemail things other then just gloves!
We’re at a family reunion and some dude asked my dad when I was getting married and with a totally straight face my dad was like “we’re just going to give her to whichever young man can provide us with the largest flock of goats”
You really don’t understand just how bad cat calling is if you haven’t been subjected to it.
I WAS SO HOPING THAT WAS THE REACTION GIF AND IT WAS, PERFECT
no nope nONONONONONO i refuse non
This is so fucking important.
To the tune of “Do you want to build a snowman”
Because if this isn’t perfect I don’t understand the levels you need for perfection
They better stay clear of the lettuce
did you just